








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 532 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 112 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7364 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,133 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4943 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4286 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5405 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4499 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,734,673 of utility $243 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1531 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tzec | 56% | 203 |
| #2 | Mag1c | 53% | 55 |
| #3 | Capitanul Bestie | 52% | 397 |
| #4 | BABY PLUTO | 48% | 349 |
| #5 | razvanik | 46% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Mag1c | 53% | 55 |
| #3 | Capitanul Bestie | 52% | 397 |
| #4 | BABY PLUTO | 48% | 349 |
| #5 | razvanik | 46% | 85 |
| #6 | coolguy69 | 44% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Capitanul Bestie | 19 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | BABY PLUTO | 5 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Tzec | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | razvanik | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BABY PLUTO | 1221 | 0.16 | 26 min |
| #2 | Capitanul Bestie | 812 | 0.10 | 27 min |
| #3 | Tzec | 475 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #4 | Mag1c | 206 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | coolguy69 | 194 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Capitanul Bestie | +1.67 | 80 | 65 |
| #2 | the world shines on Mose | +0.44 | 59 | 63 |
| #3 | Tzec | +0.10 | 62 | 56 |
| #4 | Mag1c | -0.01 | 66 | 60 |
| #5 | coolguy69 | -0.05 | 66 | 58 |





