








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 562 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 303 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3556 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,777 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2728 | 35% |
| Smokes | 688 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 2459 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1902 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,546,321 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the world shines on Mose | 56% | 203 |
| #2 | Capitanul Bestie | 53% | 219 |
| #3 | BABY PLUTO | 51% | 168 |
| #4 | Mag1c | 45% | 33 |
| #5 | coolguy69 | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Capitanul Bestie | 53% | 219 |
| #3 | BABY PLUTO | 51% | 168 |
| #4 | Mag1c | 45% | 33 |
| #5 | coolguy69 | 43% | 21 |
| #6 | razvanik | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Capitanul Bestie | 12 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | the world shines on Mose | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | BABY PLUTO | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Mag1c | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | razvanik | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BABY PLUTO | 567 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | Capitanul Bestie | 496 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #3 | the world shines on Mose | 384 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | Mag1c | 120 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | coolguy69 | 75 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Capitanul Bestie | +1.81 | 79 | 65 |
| #2 | Tzec | +0.53 | 62 | 56 |
| #3 | the world shines on Mose | +0.44 | 57 | 63 |
| #4 | razvanik | +0.14 | 69 | 57 |
| #5 | Mag1c | -0.70 | 64 | 61 |





