








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1394 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 445 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6383 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,579 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3646 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4900 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4876 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3157 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,303,514 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 970 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tzec | 53% | 219 |
| #2 | the world shines on Mose | 52% | 397 |
| #3 | Mag1c | 51% | 55 |
| #4 | coolguy69 | 49% | 43 |
| #5 | BABY PLUTO | 47% | 227 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | the world shines on Mose | 52% | 397 |
| #3 | Mag1c | 51% | 55 |
| #4 | coolguy69 | 49% | 43 |
| #5 | BABY PLUTO | 47% | 227 |
| #6 | razvanik | 45% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the world shines on Mose | 8 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Tzec | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | BABY PLUTO | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | razvanik | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Mag1c | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the world shines on Mose | 856 | 0.10 | 20 min |
| #2 | BABY PLUTO | 754 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #3 | Tzec | 539 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #4 | Mag1c | 183 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | coolguy69 | 152 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Capitanul Bestie | +1.89 | 80 | 63 |
| #2 | coolguy69 | +0.20 | 68 | 59 |
| #3 | Tzec | +0.18 | 63 | 58 |
| #4 | the world shines on Mose | -0.07 | 57 | 63 |
| #5 | Mag1c | -0.69 | 67 | 61 |





