








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 303 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 495 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




239 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8172 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,801 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5687 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3423 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3949 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4742 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,762,278 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pub_rob | 80% | 50 |
| #2 | fatdog | 74% | 94 |
| #3 | tidy | 74% | 46 |
| #4 | rocket | 70% | 53 |
| #5 | Yellow | 70% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tidy | +4.37 | 90 | 68 |
| #2 | FeelZ | +2.88 | 72 | 60 |
| #3 | Yellow | +2.56 | 74 | 64 |
| #4 | fatdog | +2.55 | 76 | 65 |
| #5 | Simon | +2.24 | 85 | 62 |





