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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 537 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 855 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7417 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,496 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8490 | 22% |
| Smokes | 10061 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 11357 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 8588 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,276,138 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1405 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ! Stean | 71% | 63 |
| #2 | ! Wan | 71% | 59 |
| #3 | Affxct | 60% | 55 |
| #4 | Lebron | 49% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ! Stean | 71% | 63 |
| #2 | ! Wan | 71% | 59 |
| #3 | Affxct | 60% | 55 |
| #4 | Lebron | 49% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ! Wan | 12 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | ! Stean | 9 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | Lebron | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Affxct | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ! Stean | 438 | 0.34 | 13 min |
| #2 | Lebron | 367 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | ! Wan | 344 | 0.27 | 10 min |
| #4 | Affxct | 135 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ! Stean | +4.96 | 87 | 72 |
| #2 | Affxct | +3.48 | 83 | 56 |
| #3 | ! Wan | +1.76 | 88 | 72 |
| #4 | Lebron | +0.45 | 58 | 57 |
| #5 | Fazeyyy | -0.13 | 67 | 65 |





