








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1357 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 642 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10155 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,141 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6885 | 21% |
| Smokes | 10901 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 7842 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7513 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,822,079 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1212 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fazeyyy | 60% | 55 |
| #2 | sinacle | 57% | 169 |
| #3 | Rubyy | 57% | 110 |
| #4 | clutchshot_ | 57% | 228 |
| #5 | 🅱🅻🆄🅴🆁🅰🆈™ | 47% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fazeyyy | 60% | 55 |
| #2 | sinacle | 57% | 169 |
| #3 | Rubyy | 57% | 110 |
| #4 | clutchshot_ | 57% | 228 |
| #5 | 🅱🅻🆄🅴🆁🅰🆈™ | 47% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sinacle | 30 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | Rubyy | 25 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | clutchshot_ | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | 🅱🅻🆄🅴🆁🅰🆈™ | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Fazeyyy | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rubyy | 825 | 0.37 | 20 min |
| #2 | clutchshot_ | 793 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #3 | sinacle | 504 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #4 | Fazeyyy | 232 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #5 | 🅱🅻🆄🅴🆁🅰🆈™ | 81 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Affxct | +3.56 | 81 | 49 |
| #2 | Rubyy | +0.40 | 82 | 64 |
| #3 | clutchshot_ | +0.08 | 67 | 61 |
| #4 | 🅱🅻🆄🅴🆁🅰🆈™ | -0.72 | 46 | 36 |
| #5 | Fazeyyy | -0.74 | 69 | 66 |





