








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 309 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3630 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,085 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1358 | 13% |
| Smokes | 3130 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2347 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3250 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,598,120 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lelio | 19 | 0.0165 |
| #2 | Asu☆ | 18 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | El Péké | 15 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | Roro_L'asticot | 7 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Yzo | 7 | 0.0104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asu☆ | 286 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | Kipik | 181 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | XeniisK | 141 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | Roro_L'asticot | 132 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | El Péké | 101 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morgan | +3.99 | 82 | 60 |
| #2 | Kipik | +3.52 | 89 | 69 |
| #3 | Cuty & Clumsy | +3.32 | 90 | 65 |
| #4 | Yzo | +0.54 | 78 | 62 |
| #5 | Cé © | +0.25 | 65 | 54 |





