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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
945 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1316 | 34% |
| Smokes | 921 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 807 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 872 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $190,186 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | samurai | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | Thomas | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | FereWulf | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | f0rbidden | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | Mix | 60% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Janitsek | 6 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | Aimlox | 4 | 0.0223 |
| #3 | z1x | 3 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Thomas | 3 | 0.0146 |
| #5 | FereWulf | 3 | 0.0157 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Janitsek | 124 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | wulttt:)) | 49 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Thomas | 33 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | Aimlox | 28 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | samurai | 24 | 0.31 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | samurai | +4.46 | 81 | 73 |
| #2 | Fannez | +3.04 | 78 | 67 |
| #3 | Mix | +2.91 | 70 | 38 |
| #4 | SkinDager | +0.81 | 26 | 60 |
| #5 | wulttt:)) | +0.55 | 76 | 47 |





