








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 99 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
417 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 810 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 335 | 41% |
| Smokes | 106 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 198 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 171 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $138,598 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Almaas | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | Migi | 71% | 21 |
| #3 | Fannez | 70% | 10 |
| #4 | LazarPenguin | 67% | 9 |
| #5 | King FeRaL | 67% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Mix | 62% | 13 |
| #8 | Daniel | 62% | 13 |
| #9 | Flawles5 | 50% | 2 |
| #10 | Blaz (Biggest Frosch fan) | 50% | 4 |
| #11 | AmirZ | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FereWulf | 10 | 0.0145 |
| #2 | Migi | 7 | 0.0183 |
| #3 | Almaas | 6 | 0.0345 |
| #4 | Daniel | 2 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | Fannez | 2 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Migi | 82 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #2 | Fannez | 52 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #3 | FereWulf | 48 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Mix | 33 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | LazarPenguin | 33 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Migi | +4.35 | 87 | 53 |
| #2 | FereWulf | +2.65 | 85 | 31 |
| #3 | Fannez | +1.60 | 85 | 57 |
| #4 | King FeRaL | +1.58 | 83 | 44 |
| #5 | Blaz (Biggest Frosch fan) | +1.39 | 69 | 67 |





