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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1293 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 474 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8585 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,193 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6584 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6284 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4369 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5956 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,838,199 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1820 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KMaster | 72% | 69 |
| #2 | Stewyy | 68% | 59 |
| #3 | Zdnex | 67% | 57 |
| #4 | rocker | 64% | 61 |
| #5 | DⱫβ³ddy πΙchβ | 64% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | rocker | 64% | 61 |
| #5 | DⱫβ³ddy πΙchβ | 64% | 72 |
| #6 | βH1GHN3SSβ’ | 63% | 68 |
| #7 | βπβππ©β’_TTV | 63% | 152 |
| #8 | tails | 53% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | βπβππ©β’_TTV | 12 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | tails | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | KMaster | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | rocker | 6 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | Zdnex | 5 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tails | 397 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | rocker | 309 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #3 | βπβππ©β’_TTV | 286 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | KMaster | 231 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | DⱫβ³ddy πΙchβ | 174 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KMaster | +3.20 | 71 | 58 |
| #2 | Im'mortal | +3.04 | 79 | 67 |
| #3 | βπβππ©β’_TTV | +1.43 | 68 | 54 |
| #4 | Stewyy | +0.69 | 71 | 55 |
| #5 | DⱫβ³ddy πΙchβ | +0.41 | 67 | 63 |





