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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2778 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 859 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




173 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15603 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,939 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12437 | 32% |
| Smokes | 8450 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 12001 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 6051 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,281,220 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2048 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rocker | 75% | 92 |
| #2 | Kai | 68% | 157 |
| #3 | piwi | 66% | 188 |
| #4 | _Hiru | 66% | 112 |
| #5 | Kroei | 55% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rocker | 75% | 92 |
| #2 | Kai | 68% | 157 |
| #3 | piwi | 66% | 188 |
| #4 | _Hiru | 66% | 112 |
| #5 | Kroei | 55% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | piwi | 67 | 0.0179 |
| #2 | Kroei | 27 | 0.0146 |
| #3 | Kai | 15 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | _Hiru | 11 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | rocker | 8 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | piwi | 555 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #2 | rocker | 446 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #3 | Kai | 252 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | Kroei | 246 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | _Hiru | 140 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kai | +3.47 | 75 | 53 |
| #2 | KMaster | +3.38 | 73 | 60 |
| #3 | piwi | +1.88 | 85 | 55 |
| #4 | rocker | +1.59 | 79 | 64 |
| #5 | Kroei | +1.30 | 68 | 56 |





