








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1077 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 340 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4632 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,399 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4876 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3087 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2518 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2918 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,469,933 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 252 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skellitoon | 75% | 20 |
| #2 | KMaster | 75% | 92 |
| #3 | Pr0f | 73% | 37 |
| #4 | ✪EliteDragon✪ | 72% | 46 |
| #5 | Dextny™ | 71% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Im'mortal | 64% | 61 |
| #13 | PhårØs | 63% | 27 |
| #14 | FlashBongTV | 62% | 63 |
| #15 | Sinhility | 59% | 22 |
| #16 | BushKnifeBobby | 57% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keyefu | 25 | 0.0216 |
| #2 | KMaster | 9 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | ℕ𝕚ℙ𝟛𝕩™_TTV | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | quicky | 8 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | ✪EliteDragon✪ | 8 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KMaster | 301 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | quicky | 254 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | Pr0f | 241 | 0.31 | 7 min |
| #4 | ℕ𝕚ℙ𝟛𝕩™_TTV | 217 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Keyefu | 213 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KMaster | +3.48 | 71 | 59 |
| #2 | ✪Jean^^ | +3.00 | 62 | 53 |
| #3 | Keyefu | +2.09 | 73 | 56 |
| #4 | rocker | +1.88 | 79 | 63 |
| #5 | ℕ𝕚ℙ𝟛𝕩™_TTV | +1.73 | 71 | 57 |





