








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 504 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 95 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1077 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,143 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 741 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1798 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 617 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 1987 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $664,660 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 306 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snake-Eyes | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | Caisse d'assurance maladie | 55% | 53 |
| #3 | diz | 50% | 22 |
| #4 | BRIPS | 45% | 22 |
| #5 | CAF (ALLOCATIONS FAMILIALES) | 44% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | BRIPS | 45% | 22 |
| #5 | CAF (ALLOCATIONS FAMILIALES) | 44% | 62 |
| #6 | sputnik | 43% | 14 |
| #7 | KIKSsI | 42% | 26 |
| #8 | MrAR0uN | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CAF (ALLOCATIONS FAMILIALES) | 12 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | Caisse d'assurance maladie | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | BRIPS | 3 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | sputnik | 3 | 0.0108 |
| #5 | Snake-Eyes | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CAF (ALLOCATIONS FAMILIALES) | 217 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #2 | Caisse d'assurance maladie | 106 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Snake-Eyes | 63 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | diz | 48 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | BRIPS | 44 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snake-Eyes | +9.95 | 83 | 69 |
| #2 | sputnik | +4.43 | 62 | 74 |
| #3 | diz | +3.19 | 45 | 45 |
| #4 | Caisse d'assurance maladie | +2.65 | 66 | 44 |
| #5 | BRIPS | +1.85 | 50 | 65 |





