








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 476 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2262 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,332 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2793 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1388 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2503 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1648 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $532,936 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cybtr | 63% | 38 |
| #2 | .domo | 61% | 62 |
| #3 | "Wi-Fi" | 60% | 53 |
| #4 | r1fla | 58% | 31 |
| #5 | .korwy | 58% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .domo | 14 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | Mesut Özil | 6 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | Haggn | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Harald | 4 | 0.0096 |
| #5 | cybtr | 3 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .domo | 318 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #2 | "Wi-Fi" | 218 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | rid1kk | 122 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Haggn | 111 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | .korwy | 107 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GeT_JeNs | +4.27 | 73 | 75 |
| #2 | .domo | +2.87 | 84 | 69 |
| #3 | "Wi-Fi" | +1.07 | 85 | 71 |
| #4 | Mesut Özil | +0.52 | 74 | 64 |
| #5 | fleix | +0.30 | 78 | 37 |





