








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 608 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 216 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4576 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,111 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4031 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2239 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 3995 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3846 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,531,804 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 362 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fleix | 58% | 255 |
| #2 | "Wi-Fi" | 58% | 62 |
| #3 | .korwy | 58% | 38 |
| #4 | itsjustsel | 57% | 189 |
| #5 | GeT_JeNs | 54% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Obunga | 52% | 193 |
| #10 | Harald | 52% | 31 |
| #11 | Erikso | 49% | 145 |
| #12 | r1fla | 44% | 34 |
| #13 | V3nom_ll | 40% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Obunga | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | fleix | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Harald | 7 | 0.0120 |
| #4 | Erikso | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | .korwy | 5 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rid1kk | 756 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #2 | Erikso | 363 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #3 | PrettyLittleFlacko | 241 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | "Wi-Fi" | 237 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #5 | fleix | 222 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GeT_JeNs | +3.95 | 74 | 71 |
| #2 | "Wi-Fi" | +2.66 | 83 | 68 |
| #3 | fleix | +1.90 | 86 | 49 |
| #4 | Haggn | +1.79 | 73 | 61 |
| #5 | .domo | +1.31 | 79 | 71 |





