








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1581 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4911 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,675 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3544 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3307 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2166 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2658 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,597,857 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1550 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Clark | 50% | 32 |
| #6 | Cefty | 48% | 23 |
| #7 | wag1 | 45% | 22 |
| #8 | Mamba | 43% | 30 |
| #9 | Craves | 42% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baxter | 30 | 0.0223 |
| #2 | Ruud | 14 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Cefty | 13 | 0.0294 |
| #4 | Craves | 9 | 0.0124 |
| #5 | Clark | 9 | 0.0135 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cefty | +4.30 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | Craves | +2.01 | 82 | 51 |
| #3 | dawg | +1.65 | 82 | 58 |
| #4 | Clark | +1.55 | 85 | 57 |
| #5 | baxter | +1.01 | 83 | 46 |





