








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2534 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,473 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3210 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2699 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2073 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 491 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,043,677 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nahpls | 68% | 80 |
| #2 | DrweK | 64% | 113 |
| #3 | cKz | 58% | 26 |
| #4 | SkwA | 53% | 336 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nahpls | 68% | 80 |
| #2 | DrweK | 64% | 113 |
| #3 | cKz | 58% | 26 |
| #4 | SkwA | 53% | 336 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkwA | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Nahpls | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | cKz | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkwA | 409 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #2 | DrweK | 257 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | Nahpls | 119 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | cKz | 44 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrweK | +5.84 | 90 | 68 |
| #2 | cKz | +2.80 | 60 | 52 |
| #3 | SkwA | -0.03 | 67 | 60 |
| #4 | Nahpls | -0.23 | 64 | 56 |
| #5 | DLN | -0.34 | 72 | 54 |





