








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 223 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5111 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,435 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3216 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4841 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3311 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3067 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,954,449 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DLN | 680 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #2 | DrweK | 403 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | ubey | 189 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | Nahpls | 114 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | cKz | 99 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrweK | +6.07 | 88 | 66 |
| #2 | cKz | +2.37 | 62 | 59 |
| #3 | ubey | +1.91 | 67 | 64 |
| #4 | SkwA | -0.04 | 68 | 57 |
| #5 | DLN | -0.37 | 71 | 54 |





