








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1360 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,003 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 985 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1227 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1117 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 674 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $301,366 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DLN | 68% | 80 |
| #2 | DrweK | 67% | 42 |
| #3 | SkwA | 63% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DLN | 68% | 80 |
| #2 | DrweK | 67% | 42 |
| #3 | SkwA | 63% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkwA | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | DrweK | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DLN | 148 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | DrweK | 100 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | SkwA | 90 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrweK | +5.98 | 92 | 67 |
| #2 | DLN | +0.60 | 81 | 57 |
| #3 | Nahpls | +0.58 | 68 | 56 |
| #4 | SkwA | +0.41 | 67 | 61 |





