








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 137 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1038 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,846 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 980 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1183 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1355 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1328 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $140,604 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 360 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Messican | 45% | 20 |
| #2 | BRISKY :D | 41% | 34 |
| #3 | Heart | 36% | 11 |
| #4 | 44444444444444444444444444444444 | 36% | 14 |
| #5 | im that wigga | 35% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Heart | 36% | 11 |
| #4 | 44444444444444444444444444444444 | 36% | 14 |
| #5 | im that wigga | 35% | 55 |
| #6 | #1 ralsei fan | 33% | 21 |
| #7 | i crippled | 17% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BRISKY :D | 6 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | im that wigga | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | 44444444444444444444444444444444 | 3 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | Heart | 2 | 0.0095 |
| #5 | i crippled | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | im that wigga | 118 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | BRISKY :D | 114 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | #1 ralsei fan | 46 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | Heart | 37 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #5 | Messican | 29 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | im that wigga | +1.67 | 41 | 41 |
| #2 | Heart | +0.62 | 52 | 36 |
| #3 | I LOVE PORTER ROBINSON | -0.29 | 45 | 51 |
| #4 | 44444444444444444444444444444444 | -0.75 | 47 | 26 |
| #5 | BRISKY :D | -1.13 | 58 | 53 |





