








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 876 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 239 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5275 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,722 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9400 | 53% |
| Smokes | 2335 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 2698 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3289 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,726,034 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7497 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 44444444444444444444444444444444 | 42% | 384 |
| #2 | BurritoKyle | 37% | 158 |
| #3 | I LOVE PORTER ROBINSON | 35% | 55 |
| #4 | ♥BluDaBoi | 32% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 44444444444444444444444444444444 | 42% | 384 |
| #2 | BurritoKyle | 37% | 158 |
| #3 | I LOVE PORTER ROBINSON | 35% | 55 |
| #4 | ♥BluDaBoi | 32% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 44444444444444444444444444444444 | 51 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | BurritoKyle | 25 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | I LOVE PORTER ROBINSON | 10 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | ♥BluDaBoi | 6 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 44444444444444444444444444444444 | 876 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #2 | I LOVE PORTER ROBINSON | 104 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | BurritoKyle | 62 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | im that wigga | +1.82 | 29 | 45 |
| #2 | I LOVE PORTER ROBINSON | -0.93 | 43 | 45 |
| #3 | 44444444444444444444444444444444 | -1.33 | 33 | 36 |
| #4 | BurritoKyle | -4.25 | 9 | 16 |
| #5 | ♥BluDaBoi | -4.26 | 16 | 8 |





