








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1019 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5494 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,360 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5166 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3945 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2699 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3550 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $659,676 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1067 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bad boy | 100% | 18 |
| #2 | Andrew | 91% | 22 |
| #3 | arcade | 84% | 38 |
| #4 | Halen | 79% | 168 |
| #5 | Lucid | 78% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grizz | +4.72 | 89 | 69 |
| #2 | Halen | +3.78 | 82 | 53 |
| #3 | Andrew | +2.91 | 79 | 69 |
| #4 | bad boy | +2.82 | 86 | 60 |
| #5 | arcade | +2.11 | 74 | 76 |





