








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 92 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1890 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,796 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1971 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1521 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1646 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1658 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $418,757 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elmon tosi kova flikki | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | Spatula- | 56% | 87 |
| #3 | Yobama | 56% | 48 |
| #4 | ♥︎𝕂𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕗♥ | 56% | 34 |
| #5 | Señor Doc | 56% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spatula- | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | xRizz_Lordx | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Yobama | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | thunderass10 | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Edi | 2 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yobama | 230 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #2 | Spatula- | 209 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | guglesrunner | 110 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | thunderass10 | 94 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | xRizz_Lordx | 73 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elmon tosi kova flikki | +4.29 | 82 | 53 |
| #2 | Veikka | +2.94 | 88 | 64 |
| #3 | Spatula- | +2.30 | 86 | 59 |
| #4 | ♥︎𝕂𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕗♥ | +1.81 | 90 | 64 |
| #5 | Kalju-Immu | +1.34 | 72 | 61 |





