








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 240 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 329 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4872 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,055 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3620 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3599 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1959 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2877 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,480,686 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 288 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The_Proxist | 53% | 184 |
| #2 | xDemixD | 53% | 34 |
| #3 | Luii11Ölf called kfnnmpa <3 | 52% | 29 |
| #4 | Beatneck | 51% | 109 |
| #5 | kron1k | 50% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | r0x | 49% | 111 |
| #10 | screa | 48% | 131 |
| #11 | TooM9 | 48% | 144 |
| #12 | Vinum | 47% | 74 |
| #13 | Marcyq | 45% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reigNyQ | 18 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | The_Proxist | 12 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | screa | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Godypmu | 8 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Vinum | 6 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reigNyQ | 662 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #2 | The_Proxist | 335 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | Godypmu | 276 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #4 | r0x | 242 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | screa | 240 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xDemixD | +1.77 | 54 | 62 |
| #2 | JONAZZZ | +1.26 | 87 | 54 |
| #3 | Godypmu | +0.57 | 82 | 59 |
| #4 | reigNyQ | +0.34 | 84 | 57 |
| #5 | r0x | +0.27 | 78 | 63 |





