








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1042 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,422 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1121 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1275 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 935 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1091 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $149,229 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fliqR | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | KNone | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | wR4ithU | 56% | 48 |
| #4 | NAFseN | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | ZENIX | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZENIX | 4 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | wR4ithU | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | KNone | 2 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | re1ease;. | 2 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | NAFseN | 1 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wR4ithU | 87 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | fliqR | 59 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | re1ease;. | 57 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #4 | ZENIX | 50 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | KNone | 36 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KNone | +1.86 | 84 | 46 |
| #2 | lemmy. | +1.80 | 72 | 69 |
| #3 | ZENIX | +1.63 | 81 | 73 |
| #4 | fliqR | +1.49 | 68 | 58 |
| #5 | NAFseN | -0.10 | 66 | 43 |





