








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1468 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3124 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,777 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3760 | 48% |
| Smokes | 1136 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1494 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1387 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $967,248 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 277 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | w4nGo | 49% | 196 |
| #5 | -=TF=- Yuki | 44% | 66 |
| #6 | .S3bSchweb ツ | 44% | 55 |
| #7 | KNone | 43% | 37 |
| #8 | VP|logiX Deathmen | 20% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w4nGo | 11 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | -=TF=- Yuki | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | KNone | 4 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | .S3bSchweb ツ | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | ZENIX | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .S3bSchweb ツ | 271 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #2 | w4nGo | 170 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #3 | -=TF=- Yuki | 100 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | ZENIX | 90 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | KNone | 64 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fliqR | +2.78 | 73 | 59 |
| #2 | KNone | +1.03 | 82 | 45 |
| #3 | ZENIX | +0.96 | 75 | 74 |
| #4 | -=TF=- Yuki | +0.55 | 72 | 54 |
| #5 | .S3bSchweb ツ | -0.26 | 43 | 70 |





