








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 53 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1486 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,165 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1165 | 37% |
| Smokes | 724 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 800 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 476 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $487,320 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 176 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thanatos | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | Splinter | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | Kiwi | 70% | 10 |
| #4 | ✪ Kaptix | 69% | 13 |
| #5 | Linus | 60% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Linus | 134 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | re1ease;. | 114 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #3 | ✪ Kaptix | 113 | 0.42 | 3 min |
| #4 | marec | 76 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | Thanatos | 57 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kushi | +5.74 | 75 | 54 |
| #2 | sumi | +5.25 | 79 | 69 |
| #3 | marec | +2.95 | 92 | 65 |
| #4 | hyouka | +2.67 | 75 | 53 |
| #5 | Thanatos | +2.47 | 78 | 76 |





