








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1096 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 467 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11821 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,191 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8668 | 30% |
| Smokes | 9168 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4971 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 6384 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,797,960 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 476 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | InferNo | 93% | 61 |
| #2 | helix | 92% | 71 |
| #3 | Waffe | 86% | 70 |
| #4 | yor1mato | 83% | 54 |
| #5 | ramuss | 83% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr Shark | 814 | 0.23 | 23 min |
| #2 | InferNo | 397 | 0.35 | 9 min |
| #3 | bluek1ng | 341 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | sourdough | 284 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #5 | helix | 270 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | helix | +6.22 | 99 | 66 |
| #2 | ws | +4.73 | 86 | 69 |
| #3 | Waffe | +4.47 | 90 | 48 |
| #4 | Mr Shark | +4.40 | 90 | 65 |
| #5 | bluek1ng | +3.79 | 95 | 59 |





