








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 603 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 653 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7660 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,617 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11059 | 32% |
| Smokes | 10140 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6066 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 7352 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $797,151 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 260 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rokelis | 52% | 326 |
| #2 | -Jordan- | 50% | 76 |
| #3 | Kenja | 49% | 144 |
| #4 | Kentas | 48% | 152 |
| #5 | Zygis | 46% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Kentas | 48% | 152 |
| #5 | Zygis | 46% | 112 |
| #6 | Shyra | 41% | 46 |
| #7 | Mazvis | 38% | 50 |
| #8 | nunenoriu | 37% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rokelis | 38 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Kentas | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Kenja | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Zygis | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | -Jordan- | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rokelis | 1005 | 0.15 | 27 min |
| #2 | Kenja | 471 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #3 | Zygis | 335 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | Mazvis | 192 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | nunenoriu | 143 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mazvis | +1.92 | 44 | 72 |
| #2 | Rokelis | +1.22 | 67 | 54 |
| #3 | Kenja | +0.97 | 61 | 54 |
| #4 | nunenoriu | +0.57 | 45 | 67 |
| #5 | Zygis | +0.23 | 38 | 69 |





