








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 232 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 269 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3680 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,529 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3702 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3464 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1942 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2421 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,144,224 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 324 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | core.bee ;> | 58% | 31 |
| #2 | praktu | 55% | 56 |
| #3 | Tilli | 54% | 93 |
| #4 | ✪fidgy | 43% | 72 |
| #5 | Pasha | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ✪fidgy | 43% | 72 |
| #5 | Pasha | 41% | 29 |
| #6 | -KONSI- | 41% | 22 |
| #7 | Apfelkuchen | 40% | 20 |
| #8 | Mansnothot | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | praktu | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Mansnothot | 3 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Tilli | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | ✪fidgy | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tilli | 296 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | praktu | 282 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #3 | ✪fidgy | 209 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | Mansnothot | 120 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | -KONSI- | 75 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | core.bee ;> | +2.57 | 79 | 60 |
| #2 | praktu | +2.22 | 68 | 70 |
| #3 | stomp_de | +0.72 | 78 | 64 |
| #4 | Pasha | +0.46 | 80 | 59 |
| #5 | -KONSI- | -0.22 | 59 | 70 |





