








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 753 matches | ||
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 165 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7556 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,343 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7745 | 20% |
| Smokes | 11569 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 10139 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 9890 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,982,450 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 186 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 追求サスケ | 62% | 52 |
| #2 | PEPPER | 58% | 60 |
| #3 | praktu | 58% | 99 |
| #4 | Nartosh | 55% | 64 |
| #5 | roman <3 | 54% | 288 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | -KONSI- | 50% | 100 |
| #14 | ✪ cipE♛™ | 49% | 83 |
| #15 | Pasha | 49% | 106 |
| #16 | PaDDY | 49% | 113 |
| #17 | kasy | 41% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | praktu | +3.58 | 75 | 62 |
| #2 | PEPPER | +3.15 | 86 | 72 |
| #3 | Pasha | +1.76 | 86 | 55 |
| #4 | -KONSI- | +1.51 | 68 | 71 |
| #5 | takion | +1.51 | 83 | 67 |





