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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 466 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4639 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,047 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14316 | 48% |
| Smokes | 8775 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4218 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2738 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,474,857 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 435 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krm$te | 51% | 144 |
| #2 | Gl1zzY | 51% | 51 |
| #3 | Seja | 51% | 128 |
| #4 | nice try man | 50% | 345 |
| #5 | pharo | 50% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Gunariks | 47% | 142 |
| #9 | KKrap$i$ | 42% | 117 |
| #10 | Svilnis™ | 42% | 36 |
| #11 | LSD | 36% | 91 |
| #12 | Kruskiks | 34% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nice try man | 36 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Seja | 19 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | ☢ | SpriditisLV | 14 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Gunariks | 11 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | krm$te | 10 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krm$te | 512 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #2 | Gunariks | 436 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | Seja | 389 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | KKrap$i$ | 369 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #5 | nice try man | 323 | 0.04 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seja | +5.71 | 91 | 63 |
| #2 | pharo | +2.41 | 48 | 68 |
| #3 | krm$te | +1.94 | 61 | 67 |
| #4 | Gl1zzY | +0.82 | 69 | 55 |
| #5 | nice try man | +0.65 | 57 | 51 |





