








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 240 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
622 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,744 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 405 | 23% |
| Smokes | 386 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 814 | 47% |
| Molotovs | 139 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $358,269 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Giz | 50% | 18 |
| #2 | sleepy nero.gtkw | 50% | 46 |
| #3 | Conor The Coyote | 48% | 46 |
| #4 | snooze | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Giz | 50% | 18 |
| #2 | sleepy nero.gtkw | 50% | 46 |
| #3 | Conor The Coyote | 48% | 46 |
| #4 | snooze | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Conor The Coyote | 7 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | sleepy nero.gtkw | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | snooze | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Conor The Coyote | 79 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | snooze | 52 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | sleepy nero.gtkw | 18 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | Giz | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sleepy nero.gtkw | +3.74 | 80 | 30 |
| #2 | snooze | +2.79 | 74 | 62 |
| #3 | Badqers | -0.10 | 62 | 52 |
| #4 | Conor The Coyote | -1.14 | 59 | 55 |
| #5 | Giz | -2.43 | 53 | 29 |





