








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 116 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
407 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,021 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 186 | 18% |
| Smokes | 349 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 317 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 169 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $50,625 of utility $33 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | petsson | 42% | 24 |
| #2 | Lennartsson | 32% | 37 |
| #3 | gurrrken | 29% | 24 |
| #4 | Knotthult | 0% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | petsson | 42% | 24 |
| #2 | Lennartsson | 32% | 37 |
| #3 | gurrrken | 29% | 24 |
| #4 | Knotthult | 0% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gurrrken | 7 | 0.0144 |
| #2 | Lennartsson | 6 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | petsson | 6 | 0.0122 |
| #4 | Knotthult | 1 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lennartsson | 109 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | petsson | 75 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | gurrrken | 42 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Knotthult | 2 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lennartsson | +0.86 | 44 | 61 |
| #2 | gurrrken | -0.48 | 33 | 48 |
| #3 | POSSYMASTER69 | -1.74 | 28 | 33 |
| #4 | Knotthult | -2.39 | 43 | 15 |
| #5 | petsson | -3.33 | 29 | 46 |





