








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 376 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2444 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,269 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2686 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2276 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1599 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2708 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $841,085 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 215 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | killsoft | 57% | 37 |
| #2 | JAKKESTARRR | 50% | 139 |
| #3 | stahrski | 49% | 53 |
| #4 | mattywatty | 49% | 103 |
| #5 | JY | 47% | 243 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JAKKESTARRR | 13 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | JY | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | UNCLE NOOOO | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | phasedd | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | mattywatty | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | killsoft | +2.53 | 80 | 65 |
| #2 | JAKKESTARRR | +2.32 | 82 | 58 |
| #3 | JY | +1.02 | 64 | 60 |
| #4 | mattywatty | -0.23 | 64 | 59 |
| #5 | phasedd | -0.26 | 66 | 62 |





