








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 762 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 339 matches | ||
| Faceit | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9151 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,052 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5516 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5637 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5532 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5367 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,896,988 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 653 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Riverdead_Rize.tv | 63% | 90 |
| #2 | brochi | 62% | 65 |
| #3 | 🧛🏿 | 59% | 56 |
| #4 | foul | 57% | 189 |
| #5 | doodle | 56% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | MrBeeF | 53% | 204 |
| #8 | Running | 53% | 209 |
| #9 | coldstop | 48% | 66 |
| #10 | MyHomieMorgis | 47% | 62 |
| #11 | Bast | 47% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doodle | 18 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | MrBeeF | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | shouta | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | foul | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Running | 3 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Running | 627 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #2 | foul | 506 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | MrBeeF | 395 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | shouta | 353 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | doodle | 286 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrBeeF | +2.40 | 82 | 58 |
| #2 | 🧛🏿 | +2.37 | 88 | 55 |
| #3 | doodle | +1.83 | 59 | 57 |
| #4 | coldstop | +1.45 | 64 | 48 |
| #5 | Namárië | +1.40 | 75 | 55 |





