








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 541 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2922 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,500 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2716 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1770 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2196 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1818 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,436,055 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 484 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🧛🏿 | 63% | 49 |
| #2 | shouta | 60% | 88 |
| #3 | ✪Riverdead_Rize.tv | 60% | 104 |
| #4 | Running | 55% | 209 |
| #5 | Namárië | 53% | 204 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Namárië | 53% | 204 |
| #6 | Kuarterz | 52% | 31 |
| #7 | Silty | 48% | 62 |
| #8 | Status | 48% | 23 |
| #9 | MyHomieMorgis | 43% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Running | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Namárië | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | shouta | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | ✪Riverdead_Rize.tv | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Kuarterz | 3 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Running | 640 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #2 | Namárië | 384 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #3 | MyHomieMorgis | 346 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | shouta | 238 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | Kuarterz | 205 | 0.31 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrBeeF | +2.45 | 81 | 58 |
| #2 | 🧛🏿 | +2.05 | 87 | 58 |
| #3 | Namárië | +1.39 | 75 | 60 |
| #4 | Kuarterz | +1.35 | 76 | 67 |
| #5 | ✪Riverdead_Rize.tv | +0.47 | 72 | 49 |





