








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 126 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1388 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,353 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 955 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1183 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1070 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1145 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $449,454 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Space | 100% | 7 |
| #2 | OneLion | 80% | 10 |
| #3 | UN1TY | 75% | 8 |
| #4 | Ryan L. | 75% | 8 |
| #5 | friDaN- | 74% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Kurako | 65% | 17 |
| #10 | Sn1ckerSeba | 54% | 37 |
| #11 | INF | Devol | 50% | 8 |
| #12 | Mr.Breaktime | 50% | 26 |
| #13 | k0ti | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Space | 3 | 0.0217 |
| #2 | Basick | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | m1sterd | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | friDaN- | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Mr.Breaktime | 2 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Basick | 192 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | Sn1ckerSeba | 180 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #3 | friDaN- | 133 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | Mr.Breaktime | 114 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | m1sterd | 110 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Space | +3.41 | 88 | 61 |
| #2 | Basick | +2.15 | 81 | 72 |
| #3 | mallow.- | +1.51 | 88 | 63 |
| #4 | UN1TY | +1.38 | 77 | 69 |
| #5 | OneLion | +0.98 | 71 | 73 |





