








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 605 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 150 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3129 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,882 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2439 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2503 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1841 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2099 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $826,600 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 601 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Askan | 82% | 17 |
| #2 | Kurako | 75% | 20 |
| #3 | m1sterd | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | CampeR_ | 58% | 130 |
| #5 | soliD | 56% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | mallow.- | 50% | 26 |
| #8 | Sn1ckerSeba | 48% | 27 |
| #9 | DrHasenkot | 43% | 65 |
| #10 | el Sh4rk00n3 | 38% | 32 |
| #11 | k0ti | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CampeR_ | 21 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | soliD | 11 | 0.0159 |
| #3 | el Sh4rk00n3 | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | DrHasenkot | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | shiine | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CampeR_ | 727 | 0.29 | 19 min |
| #2 | Sn1ckerSeba | 127 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | soliD | 86 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | shiine | 72 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Askan | 67 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Askan | +4.52 | 95 | 62 |
| #2 | Mr.Breaktime | +4.18 | 91 | 59 |
| #3 | mallow.- | +1.48 | 86 | 67 |
| #4 | CampeR_ | +1.34 | 86 | 75 |
| #5 | shiine | +1.04 | 77 | 70 |





