








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 176 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 164 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1204 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,695 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 399 | 11% |
| Smokes | 412 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 1716 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 1168 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $680,122 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 190 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joshh | 49% | 35 |
| #2 | sebse | 45% | 223 |
| #3 | bones | 42% | 26 |
| #4 | Beat It ♪♫♪ | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joshh | 49% | 35 |
| #2 | sebse | 45% | 223 |
| #3 | bones | 42% | 26 |
| #4 | Beat It ♪♫♪ | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sebse | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | bones | 3 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | joshh | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sebse | 284 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #2 | joshh | 63 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | bones | 55 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Beat It ♪♫♪ | 30 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beat It ♪♫♪ | +2.52 | 81 | 69 |
| #2 | sebse | +2.36 | 76 | 58 |
| #3 | bones | +0.60 | 41 | 54 |
| #4 | joshh | -0.02 | 77 | 45 |
| #5 | Gatze Minter | -2.97 | 40 | 41 |





