








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1529 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,522 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2060 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2627 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2174 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1661 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $832,574 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asd | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | pyrr | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | mõngel | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | BurgerFlipper8 | 50% | 12 |
| #5 | kassixo | 47% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | PLANETIK | 44% | 138 |
| #8 | hunter69 | 43% | 68 |
| #9 | triksi | 42% | 133 |
| #10 | Mikk | 34% | 29 |
| #11 | Mel | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eldest | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | kassixo | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | triksi | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Mikk | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | asd | 2 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eldest | 455 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #2 | PLANETIK | 283 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | hunter69 | 175 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | kassixo | 115 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Mikk | 99 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BurgerFlipper8 | +4.52 | 88 | 67 |
| #2 | mõngel | +2.82 | 73 | 75 |
| #3 | Eldest | +2.41 | 73 | 75 |
| #4 | hunter69 | +1.97 | 81 | 66 |
| #5 | PLANETIK | +1.16 | 71 | 76 |





