








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 249 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1756 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,329 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2198 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3933 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5222 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2976 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,079,514 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mõngel | 75% | 44 |
| #2 | Eldest | 51% | 346 |
| #3 | hunter69 | 51% | 309 |
| #4 | Mikk | 48% | 115 |
| #5 | PLANETIK | 47% | 324 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Mikk | 48% | 115 |
| #5 | PLANETIK | 47% | 324 |
| #6 | Kristus | 47% | 88 |
| #7 | triksi | 46% | 305 |
| #8 | Mel | 34% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PLANETIK | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | hunter69 | 8 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | triksi | 8 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Eldest | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Kristus | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eldest | 1121 | 0.16 | 30 min |
| #2 | hunter69 | 760 | 0.12 | 20 min |
| #3 | PLANETIK | 724 | 0.11 | 19 min |
| #4 | Mikk | 406 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #5 | mõngel | 209 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mõngel | +3.78 | 76 | 75 |
| #2 | Eldest | +2.46 | 73 | 76 |
| #3 | hunter69 | +2.22 | 82 | 66 |
| #4 | Mikk | +2.03 | 85 | 66 |
| #5 | PLANETIK | +1.41 | 71 | 75 |





