








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 392 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 456 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4687 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,465 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2244 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3154 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2229 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2838 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,725,173 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 290 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Rick | 45% | 76 |
| #8 | Paulo Guedes | 43% | 67 |
| #9 | Milan Buzando Diporra | 37% | 79 |
| #10 | Fonsi. | 34% | 32 |
| #11 | António Visionário | 34% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Always | 343 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | ./swap | 218 | 0.39 | 6 min |
| #3 | Milan Buzando Diporra | 201 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Paulo Guedes | 201 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | gaibon | 127 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sangutana | +3.06 | 59 | 66 |
| #2 | Paulo Guedes | +2.34 | 75 | 57 |
| #3 | Always | +1.81 | 69 | 49 |
| #4 | António Visionário | +1.67 | 65 | 66 |
| #5 | friA~ | -0.10 | 64 | 41 |





