








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1266 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 540 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10513 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,103 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14642 | 35% |
| Smokes | 12697 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 8622 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 6142 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,566,243 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 226 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheJuicyGinger | 54% | 56 |
| #2 | aijeM | 51% | 446 |
| #3 | Manasi | 49% | 59 |
| #4 | SurfKingBigZ | 48% | 131 |
| #5 | Bundaberg | 47% | 466 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bundaberg | 25 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Jones^ | 22 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | aijeM | 21 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Drockit | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | SurfKingBigZ | 5 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kinjy™ ○ | +2.80 | 61 | 71 |
| #2 | aijeM | +1.87 | 62 | 49 |
| #3 | Bundaberg | -0.10 | 56 | 60 |
| #4 | Jones^ | -0.17 | 75 | 49 |
| #5 | SurfKingBigZ | -0.17 | 60 | 54 |





