








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 485 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 445 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6124 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,943 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2071 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5179 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 2717 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1976 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,524,963 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheJuicyGinger | 61% | 31 |
| #2 | Kinjy™ ○ | 51% | 446 |
| #3 | Bundaberg | 48% | 305 |
| #4 | Jones^ | 48% | 151 |
| #5 | Manasi | 47% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Kinjy™ ○ | 51% | 446 |
| #3 | Bundaberg | 48% | 305 |
| #4 | Jones^ | 48% | 151 |
| #5 | Manasi | 47% | 51 |
| #6 | Drockit | 47% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kinjy™ ○ | 25 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Bundaberg | 14 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Jones^ | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Drockit | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Manasi | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kinjy™ ○ | 1668 | 0.17 | 40 min |
| #2 | Bundaberg | 545 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #3 | Jones^ | 183 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Drockit | 69 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #5 | Manasi | 42 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kinjy™ ○ | +2.36 | 62 | 73 |
| #2 | aijeM | +1.46 | 61 | 47 |
| #3 | Bundaberg | -0.20 | 56 | 58 |
| #4 | Jones^ | -0.43 | 73 | 50 |
| #5 | TheJuicyGinger | -2.41 | 33 | 32 |





