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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1116 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 341 matches | ||
| Wingman | 264 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Renown | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4425 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,170 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1640 | 12% |
| Smokes | 4755 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 3027 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3748 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,974,471 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1600 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S0mple | 50% | 48 |
| #2 | Macalhas3 | 50% | 145 |
| #3 | RacistHomophobicMachist | 47% | 77 |
| #4 | C3R3L4CPT | 46% | 315 |
| #5 | GpMC_2006 // Max Verstappen Peek | 45% | 174 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S0mple | 50% | 48 |
| #2 | Macalhas3 | 50% | 145 |
| #3 | RacistHomophobicMachist | 47% | 77 |
| #4 | C3R3L4CPT | 46% | 315 |
| #5 | GpMC_2006 // Max Verstappen Peek | 45% | 174 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C3R3L4CPT | 68 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | RacistHomophobicMachist | 27 | 0.0170 |
| #3 | Macalhas3 | 23 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | S0mple | 12 | 0.0117 |
| #5 | GpMC_2006 // Max Verstappen Peek | 7 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C3R3L4CPT | 1118 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| #2 | RacistHomophobicMachist | 243 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | GpMC_2006 // Max Verstappen Peek | 198 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | S0mple | 180 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | Macalhas3 | 156 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Macalhas3 | +2.36 | 53 | 43 |
| #2 | Not Usyk | +0.53 | 21 | 43 |
| #3 | GpMC_2006 // Max Verstappen Peek | -0.62 | 45 | 33 |
| #4 | S0mple | -1.16 | 49 | 58 |
| #5 | C3R3L4CPT | -1.26 | 45 | 57 |





