








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 304 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 280 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3782 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,841 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3844 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3813 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3927 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2257 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,316,501 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ayrton | 54% | 56 |
| #2 | Kabuul002 ;-; | 51% | 39 |
| #3 | riqueandre | 50% | 111 |
| #4 | Feligeist Bagunceiro | 48% | 259 |
| #5 | Jamjo | 47% | 194 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Feligeist Bagunceiro | 18 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Jamjo | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | JoaoBebo | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | riqueandre | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | FrZ | 6 | 0.0087 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Feligeist Bagunceiro | 586 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | Andreh RoxĂŁo | 308 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #3 | riqueandre | 205 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | Jamjo | 204 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | JoaoBebo | 178 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kabuul002 ;-; | +3.10 | 76 | 78 |
| #2 | riqueandre | +1.41 | 64 | 63 |
| #3 | FrZ | +1.25 | 64 | 69 |
| #4 | Feligeist Bagunceiro | +0.55 | 49 | 62 |
| #5 | Ayrton | +0.08 | 42 | 74 |





