








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 156 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2410 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,179 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2626 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3335 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2244 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1974 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $662,870 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kabuul002 ;-; | 48% | 40 |
| #2 | Clev | 43% | 99 |
| #3 | Feligeist Bagunceiro | 43% | 204 |
| #4 | Jamjo | 43% | 47 |
| #5 | FrZ | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Feligeist Bagunceiro | 467 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #2 | Clev | 277 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | celzinho chan | 192 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Kabuul002 ;-; | 160 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | FrZ | 62 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kabuul002 ;-; | +3.47 | 80 | 75 |
| #2 | Feligeist Bagunceiro | +1.40 | 52 | 58 |
| #3 | FrZ | +0.71 | 70 | 66 |
| #4 | Jamjo | +0.19 | 48 | 62 |
| #5 | Clev | +0.03 | 46 | 60 |





