








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 149 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3543 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,418 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2415 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2179 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2400 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2424 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $732,505 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 193 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | TwoTapTony | 52% | 27 |
| #4 | versat1le | 51% | 53 |
| #5 | Monitor303 | 50% | 232 |
| #6 | Taylor <3 | 45% | 104 |
| #7 | Customzz | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Monitor303 | 23 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | OniPotence | 10 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Customzz | 7 | 0.0106 |
| #4 | Taylor <3 | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | versat1le | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Monitor303 | 1364 | 0.28 | 31 min |
| #2 | versat1le | 332 | 0.31 | 7 min |
| #3 | Taylor <3 | 320 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | OniPotence | 171 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | TwoTapTony | 97 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glitch | +2.12 | 73 | 68 |
| #2 | OniPotence | +0.25 | 79 | 48 |
| #3 | versat1le | -0.01 | 65 | 61 |
| #4 | Monitor303 | -1.02 | 50 | 69 |
| #5 | Taylor <3 | -1.80 | 54 | 64 |





