








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 815 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 278 matches | ||
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 91 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




138 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8218 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,903 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7960 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3814 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 5605 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4524 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,496,639 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1823 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | waltsu | 52% | 46 |
| #3 | työmies marjaleena | 50% | 270 |
| #4 | KEIJO | 49% | 213 |
| #5 | Jouni | 47% | 118 |
| #6 | xCrystal99 | 36% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waltsu | 32 | 0.0362 |
| #2 | KEIJO | 20 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Jouni | 12 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | työmies marjaleena | 10 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | xCrystal99 | 10 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | onni^ | +3.24 | 88 | 63 |
| #2 | waltsu | +2.37 | 90 | 70 |
| #3 | KEIJO | +0.95 | 67 | 66 |
| #4 | xCrystal99 | -0.60 | 41 | 61 |
| #5 | Jouni | -2.30 | 57 | 34 |





